On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
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