But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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