By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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