i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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