Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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