I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Drunk puking in my bathtub has plugged it up for the third time this year. I hate these calls to my landlord.
Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
The forecast for tonight is alcohol and low expectations.
You're the only meteorologist I listen to.
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
Hey does the gas gauge in your car work?
Nevermind...we figured it out. Heres a more relevant question, does your insurance have roadside assistance?
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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