I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
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