He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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