You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
Randomize
