drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
so now that im really awake i see that my underwear are completely ripped down the side, my shorts are on backwards, i have to go get plan b....i call last night an epic fail or success depending on how catholic i am feeling
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
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