I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
Her four year old daughter walked up to me grabbed my junk and said "this will be in mommy later." Wtf?
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
I woke up in a cornfield to shouting, a bottle of Jim Beam, and a bunch of mc muffins. If this doesn't scream Illinois, idk what does.
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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