if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I am engaged
To a real live girl that has met me
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
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