In all seriousness though I just found out the dog pissed in my bed it'd be nice to crash somewhere other than my couch while my piss soaked bedding is in the washer
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
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