You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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