if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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