I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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