what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
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