if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
Memo to self- delete texts about butt sex from you before giving my mom my old phone to use.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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