brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
He tried to say "god bless your heart" to the stripper but it came out "god bless your pussy"
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
My legs feel like baby dolphins
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
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