I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
i think i have two assholes
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
I left the office with a vacuum, 2 condoms and 300 dollars cash money. Tell me I don't have the most versatile job on the planet.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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