After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
Randomize
