Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
I'm laying in your front yard are you home
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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