Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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