I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
Farmville is her only friend.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
Randomize
