hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
you win again, gameday.
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
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