so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
two words...techno handjob
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
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