she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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