If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
There's a mirror laying face down next to me. A looooong full body mirror. By the looks of it it fell off the wall last night and was within centimeters of shattering on my head. Awesome.
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
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