I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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