Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
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