he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
The guy dancing on me has three visible teeth. WHERE ARE YOU?
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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