How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
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