Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
You know what's fun. When your getting a new mattress and you forget you put your vibrator under your old mattress and the moving guy finds it
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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