...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
time to smoke my breakfast
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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