I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
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