we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
the only reason he called me tonight was because I fertilized his crops on farmville.
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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