This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
I have a video (on my shattered iphone) of a random DJ at some bar giving me a birthday shoutout and texts from random numbers talking about birthday sex. My birthday is in April... Happy birthday to me?
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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