How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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