You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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