How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
this beer tastes like vomit already
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
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