i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
I found our waiter on grindr, gave him my number, and got him to send a dick pic. Still not getting laid but close enough?
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
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