I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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