I'm gonna have a badass scar
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
You tend to look at life differently when you wake up to nutella vomit all over your room with no recollection of how it got there
You know how to spell recollection?
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
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