I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
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