What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
She told me I should be a condom model.
He called his prostate his "boner button".
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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