i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
I can't believe we just used the phrase "jizz to juice ratio" in casual conversation.
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
jump out the window naked night went bad
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