this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
Well sundance is in town and Im going to use my one and only shot to bang Taylor swift... Does it count as a random if shes famous?
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
Those nachos came to me in a dream
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
Randomize
