i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
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