You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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