Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
this is an emotional support booty call
Just want the two of you to know, I went to a golf tournament today. Respectable, expensive… Flipped the golf cart. Seriously, I'm 40. What the fuck?
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
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