Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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