the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
you sent me 5 happy birthday texts last night. one after the other. spelled differently.
I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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