That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
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