if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
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