it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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