glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
Just saw a half naked, drunk, 6th grade math teacher throwing small children around to the Titanic soundtrack.
What kind of wedding is this and why wasn't I invited
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
You hit your head and proceeded to fall in the floor, curl up in my lap and make me rock you like a small infant. I was beginning to worry until you started to sing "Rock me momma like a wagon wheel".
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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