It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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