are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
They can be so fun, drunk bruises are like clues to the treasure of what actually happened last night. "why do I have a bruise on my belly button? oh right. i was trying to turn my stomach off so I would stop throwing up."
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
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